ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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