If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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