Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Operation Purity has been aborted
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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