ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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