I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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