Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
accomplished twins. life is a go
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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