So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
