dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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