I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
