I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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