He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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