i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
