you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
