How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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