Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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