like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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