Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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