They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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