when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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