I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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