3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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