Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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