Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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