all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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