ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
