ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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