You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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