she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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