I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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