So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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