i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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