Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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