How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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