Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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