All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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