I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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