Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Floor bacon is actually really good
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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