just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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