i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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