So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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