So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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