What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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