not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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