so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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