what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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