hell yes lets make some ravioli
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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