Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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