Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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