I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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