you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Vodka?
Forever.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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