even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
cat food counts as protein by the way
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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