Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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