Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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