I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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